Chris Wallace, the senior Fox News journalist who attempted to moderate the first presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden, is slowly recovering from his ordeal at an ICU unit in Ohio’s University Hospital. The acclaimed primary healthcare facility specialises in deep trauma caused by extreme, injurious noises including landmine explosions, sonic booms and volcanic eruptions.
The shock and disruption to Mr. Wallace’s neural pathways is greater than anything we have ever witnessed before. But he is a fighter, and has somehow survived this near-death experience.
Dr. Sanjeev Patel, Brain Surgeon, Ohio University Hospital
Whilst sitting in the waiting room beside her husband’s ICU, Mrs Wallace met Mrs Patel, who was visiting the hospital with a 2am tiffin box for her husband and his colleagues. The two ladies quickly made friends. Mrs Patel informed Mrs Wallace of various Indian meditative techniques and natural remedies which could assist her husband’s rehabilitation post his release from hospital.
Citti learns that Mrs Wallace subsequently WhatsApped a Fox News executive to demand that lifelong yoga and pranayama (deep breathing) sessions be added to her husband’s perks, as retrospective duty of care towards its emotionally scarred employee.
Meanwhile, it is believed that Mr. Wallace is conscious again, but curls up into a ball, covers his ears, and hides under his bedsheets whenever a person in his vicinity begins to speak. The Citti team in New Delhi wish Mr. Wallace a speedy recovery.
