Wednesday, April 10, 2024

“Didn’t know Hindus, Kashmiri Pandits were persecuted” – Amnesty International India COO [CS]

The under fire terrorist rights organisation claimed that it was not familiar with the terms “Islamist expansionism” and “forced conversions”.

Amnesty International has been advised to change its logo to red, to represent the blood of the millions of persecuted people it never stood up for.

Amnesty International, long accused by the Indian government of receiving illegal foreign funding, has today stated that it was not aware of the persecution of Hindus, Jains, Buddhists, Sikhs, Jews, Paris, Iranis, other Zoroastrians, Kashmiri Pandits, Dogras, Gujjars, Paharis, Baltis, Ladakhis, Yazidis, Coptic Christians, Syrian Christians, Ahmadiyyas, Bohras, Bunts, Nairs and Billavas.

Various Hindu communities are indigenous to Kashmir, and have been persecuted for centuries by Islamists. Amnesty International is not aware of them or their history.

The under fire terrorist rights organisation claimed that it was not familiar with the terms “Islamist expansionism” and “forced conversions”. It also denied any wrongdoings, biases, selectivity, selective amnesia, faking statistics, twisting ground realities, ignorance, dim-witted stupidity, or that it was generally a repugnant vested interests lobby group masquerading as a human rights organisation.

We deny any wrongdoings, biases, selectivity, selective amnesia, faking statistics, twisting ground realities, ignorance, dim-witted stupidity, or that we are generally a repugnant vested interests lobby group masquerading as a human rights organisation.

Ilamo Fasis, India Head, Amnesty International

When pressed further on charges that, as the leader of what is supposed to be an impartial human rights organisation, he had demonstrated uncomfortable proximity to Islamist groups and ideology, Ilamo Fasis again denied all charges.

It is haram to say that we supported violent riots against noble human rights legislation which protected religious minorities from so-called Islamist violence. It is also not true that we support political forces in various nations which are favourable to our international benefactors. And finally, to suggest that we are partial to any one particular ideology, at least in India, is again wrong. We lobby for all people. As long as they are not kuffrs, and submit to His will.

Meanwhile, a three year old Kashmiri Pandit girl, whose parents were evicted from their ancestral home in Kashmir by Pakistani terrorists, has suggested that Amnesty International change the colour of its logo. She suggested the colour red, to commemorate the millions of persecuted people it has failed to fight for the rights of. She also proposed changing Amnesty’s icon of a candle for one of a knife, to symbolise its stab in the back of the very notion of human rights.

A young Kashmiri Pandit, living in exile.

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